Hacker Wanted

Wanted a smart hacker, skilful at banking transaction, allowance 2.5 million euros. Contact Pranab Mukherjee, the Finance Minister of India, North Block, New Delhi.

It is presumed that an amount of rupees 70 lakh crores or US $ 1400 billion of black money of India are stashed in Swiss banks. It’s a huge sum of money, and the matter was intently taken up by the main opposition party as their important election issue during the General Election in 2009. Looking at the current recession and job cuts, the governments of United States and Germany had raised the curtain to recover the illegal money flown into foreign banks.

After the election was over, the issue took a backbencher, and now it seems that there is no way we can get back our own money from the Swiss Bank. The amount of money stored in foreign banks by Indians is the largest amount by any country. Summarily, the amount is so large that even if it is distributed amongst the one billion populations, each person would receive an amount of Rs. 70,000 cash. If we presume that each family in India consists of only four members (which is not, it is much more), each family could make its own house for decent living from its share of Rs.2,80,000. This is really a matter of sheer joy, and must receive an accolade.

But nothing went on in the right direction, as is the case, due to unwillingness of our elected government because this money belongs to the most influential people of India. Recently, an informant has offered to sell the German government the data of 1,500 possible tax evaders with bank account in Switzerland. The informant is seeking 2.5 million euros for the detailed confidential data, which might rake in 100 million euros for German state coffers.

We therefore, earnestly request our Hon"ble FM to either contact the above informant for making a deal to procure a detailed report of people having unlawful transactions in Swiss Bank, or seek the services of a hacker, as per above advertisement, to get to the bottom of the case.

It will surely not be a bad deal for a whopping amount of 1400 billions of US dollars.

Hacker Wanted

Wanted a smart hacker, skilful at banking transaction, allowance 2.5 million euros. Contact Pranab Mukherjee, the Finance Minister of India, North Block, New Delhi.

It is presumed that an amount of rupees 70 lakh crores or US $ 1400 billion of black money of India are stashed in Swiss banks. It’s a huge sum of money, and the matter was intently taken up by the main opposition party as their important election issue during the General Election in 2009. Looking at the current recession and job cuts, the governments of United States and Germany had raised the curtain to recover the illegal money flown into foreign banks.

After the election was over, the issue took a backbencher, and now it seems that there is no way we can get back our own money from the Swiss Bank. The amount of money stored in foreign banks by Indians is the largest amount by any country. Summarily, the amount is so large that even if it is distributed amongst the one billion populations, each person would receive an amount of Rs. 70,000 cash. If we presume that each family in India consists of only four members (which is not, it is much more), each family could make its own house for decent living from its share of Rs.2,80,000. This is really a matter of sheer joy, and must receive an accolade.

But nothing went on in the right direction, as is the case, due to unwillingness of our elected government because this money belongs to the most influential people of India. Recently, an informant has offered to sell the German government the data of 1,500 possible tax evaders with bank account in Switzerland. The informant is seeking 2.5 million euros for the detailed confidential data, which might rake in 100 million euros for German state coffers.

We therefore, earnestly request our Hon"ble FM to either contact the above informant for making a deal to procure a detailed report of people having unlawful transactions in Swiss Bank, or seek the services of a hacker, as per above advertisement, to get to the bottom of the case.

It will surely not be a bad deal for a whopping amount of 1400 billions of US dollars.

Hitting Below The Belt

Perhaps this is the second time in history when Pakistan, a near rogue country has been hit below the belt by India. The hit has hurt them where they are feeble. The first time India gave them a brutal punch was in 1971 when India brought them down to knee and dismembered the East Pakistan from their map. The recognition for that deed is still remembered by the Indians with pride, and the credit owes to the former Prime Minister Indira Gandhi.

Though the pain to Pakistan was very severe and shameful, yet they did not take the lesson. Over the years they keep shaking the patience of the Indian people by provoking with terrorism in different parts of India, cross-border infiltration and slandering against us in international forums. India, by virtue of their tranquility and tolerance, kept their evil neighbour at bay.

Last week when the Indian Premier League (IPL), a monumental cricket forum, has called up their franchise clubs to restrain from inducting Pakistani players into their clubs, all hell broke lose in Pakistan. The perfect punch was hit at the right place, below the abdomen. The whole of Pakistan has cried together, as if all is lost. The Ministers, the Board officials, the former players and the present players in form of Pakistan have created hue and cry, blaming Indian Government and the IPL, as if India has usurped their wealth. It is the height of shamelessness.

Pakistani government and the Pakistani players-in-form had been dreaming of pocketing around hundred million US dollars by playing for the Indian clubs. Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) is bankrupt, and so is the Pakistani exchequer. So by snatching away their dreams when they felt they were the most sought after, the IPL has hit in the right place. The bad boys in Pakistan are fuming. This time the honour goes to Lalit Modi. The people of India will surely remember him for his deed, for he knows where to hit at the enemy